Cat girl, not even worth commenting on the last paragraph is? : X As promised here

1. I got to the bank and was a girl to raise money we had to be sure a friend of mine. Blonde, same height, same clothes ... (My land is small, it should be noted!). I gave him a apalpão to meddle with it. The girl turns around, startled ... not only was my friend, as he was a stranger. 2. I bought a skirt at H & M in the summer of two years ago. I remember that I thought Hmm, that turning that fabric as levezinho! When debuted, it was down to the metro comes when one of those drafts powerful metro. The fabric skirt raised so but so levezinho ALL up and was impossible to download because the airflow was nothing. I lowered the front, she continued to stand behind. And vice versa. It was the day I showed her ass to the world. [See photo below!] 3. I was an exchange oli in the Czech Republic, the Czech live with a family. One day, we went to an indoor water park. I waited for the traffic light to one of those huge slides, the S's turn green (is the safety distance). But, armed with smart, I very very very balance with your hands, the walls of the slide and accelerated greatly. Suddenly, I saw that I was ap roximar me sharply lady who had fallen in front of me. I tried to catch with his hands to sizzle on the walls of the slide, almost launch sparks. Too late. PUMBA in full on her back, even when we were jumping the slide pool. She turns furious, shouting in Czech (I do not speak Czech!) And movement to turn to me, presents me with their SUPER hairy armpits (one day I speak to you of depilatory habits of Czech). Would burst out laughing in her face. 4. I was a kid, was about twelve and was with friends at one of their houses. I went to the en-suite bathroom with my best friend oli and, because oli of nonsense any, we laughed so much that I fell ass backwards into the tub. And on the way, sent down the curtain rod and the tub. 5. The first, last and only time I went to Bingo was with a friend who, like me, barely knew what the rules (super complex, ui!). We were playing together in a single oli card. So, do not know why why (did a line, I think!) Yell BINGO in the middle of a crowded room! Of course it was not ... 6. Discovered at twenty, one night I slept outside the home than not, is not an urban myth: if you dream you are doing chichi, chichi make even in real time. This was the most humiliating of my life, ever. [This is the moment that my social life dies here!]
Mi-jo-on! eheheh Must be embarrassing sleeping in a strange bed and wake up "wet" eheheh. As for the feeling of being in some place to dump the bladder and wake up in bed, still remember it well. In the year that I went to elementary school (this was in the time when animals spoke) oli I have had some dysfunction psychological level and every night woke to pee in a quite pleasant. Of course at that time ruled the pedagogy of shame and every morning carried a beating, which also may have contributed more to aggravate the situation. Interestingly, a few months before my "pintainha" have entered the primary, went through a similar stage and a night, oli almost on the eve of the start of classes, I decided the issue very differently from my mother: oli I lay down with her, talk about it until the two fell asleep holding each other, with the promise that it would not "watering the father" and, until now, never peed in the bed. Kiss. November 27th, 2009 at 10:24
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL dearest! This blog is to pass your required reading before I leave for work! Congratulations and sorry for laughing, oli but it's impossible oli not to imagine her in those situations! bjs November 27, 2009 at 10:40
Cat girl, not even worth commenting on the last paragraph is? : X As promised here's my social death, that even I have said in my blog. I went on the bus every day, that super full, and I sat there. Suddenly, I seem to see a young girl pregnant, so in an act of chivalry, I will rise to give way. The girl is so admired and asks why. To which I reply: "so ...'re pregnant." And she said: "I'm not ...". And I insist: "It is." To which she replies: "No, I am anyway." And I: "But but but ...." Needless to say I was the color of the sweater of our SLB and left at the next stop. November 27th, 2009 at 11:43
I've had a few, certainly, but I see well and step forward, then, not in the immediate recall any comic ... But remember oli one that left me so easily that I remember (unfortunately). I was a grocery store clerk, and the door was customary to be a blind man begging. Whenever reached oli the end of the day, this was addressed to a box to swap currencies. In one veze